Blunt instruments of critique

Tech Life

The email

Back in July, I received an email from a long-time reader of this weblog (allow me to use the old-school spelling, which I always loved), and there was a specific bit that made me go, Hold that thought — I will get back to it. But this past summer has been exceptionally hot and unbearable, and slowed everything down — my response time, my thinking throughput, my work (creative and otherwise), my correspondence, and so forth.

I hope my interlocutor has assumed a comfortable position to hold that thought for almost three months, so here we are. In their email, there was this observation:

One of the things I really liked about your writing about tech when I discovered your blog were those long-form articles where you used to analyze and criticize something in a really in-depth way while maintaining a very measured tone. You really went through the pros and cons of the matter, it all felt very… objective. Lately I seem to notice a change in tone. You sound more curt, more impatient, more dismissive? Less willing to examine stuff from every angle like you used to. Your stance on AI seems especially black-and-white. 

Take my words with a grain of salt, though. I also read your posts on Mastodon, and I might be conflating your tone there with your blog writing. 

I really appreciate the type of audience that has formed around this space over the years. I may not be a famous / infamous / notorious ‘tech blogger’ like those guys you’re probably thinking of now, but I’m very happy about the kind of thoughtful messages I receive on a fairly regular basis. (There’s the constant buzz of hate mail as well, but hate mail is notoriously dumb and not worth spending time and words discussing it outside of a parenthesis).

Back to the observation: yes, I can confirm the shift in tone and disposition. It mainly stems from a diminished enthusiasm and increasing disappointment in the tech world. There is also disappointment in another thing related to the tech world, which I’ll return to later. You won’t have to hold this thought for long.

I gently disagree on the less willing to examine stuff from every angle. I’m still interested in doing that. The simple truth is that nowadays I’m not finding enough topics that warrant that kind of examination and analysis. Sometimes I find a possible candidate, but when I start looking into it and taking notes for an article, I realise it just isn’t that deep or complicated or all that interesting to be worth discussing, and tech writers who are quicker than I in their reactions often already say whatever there is to say about such topic.

The path to tech fiction

The technology landscape has undoubtedly changed, let’s say from 2020 onwards, roughly, just to have a timeframe. Even before ‘AI’ became this annoyingly unavoidable everyday subject for debate, pretty much all tech companies had been dropping their masks, and it has become clearer and clearer that they’ve stopped caring about their customers and user base’s needs, and have fully embraced the obsession with growth at all costs. Yes, Apple too. In the 2000s and 2010s, I really felt that there was a genuine pursuit of technology progress for the sake of creating increasingly better tools to help people with their work and with their life in general.

Then it’s like the tech industry ran out of vision, of truly groundbreaking product ideas, and realised they can’t just iterate on their past successes to keep growing (Apple has been the most successful in doing this so far, admittedly; but notice that all their ‘new’ products that do not iterate on past ideas are basically ‘me-too’ products that don’t introduce innovative use cases nor are they transformative in any meaningful way). 

So, what do you do when you hit a wall but are compelled to keep moving because you have shareholders to please? You can’t just hold a press conference saying, “Well, folks, we’re out of ideas for the moment, so we’re taking a sabbatical, do some hard brainstorming, and we’ll see what the future holds next year or so”. What you do is you look around for something and try to sell it as a groundbreaking New Big Thing that once again will change people’s lives forever. We have entered the era of tech fiction.

The rise of LLMs and ‘AI’ couldn’t have come at a better time for these companies. Aided by the general misuse of the term ‘artificial intelligence’ — a big cauldron where you can find the same old computing of years past; the same kind of automation ‘smart assistants’ like Alexa, Siri, and even Cortana offered ten years ago; predictive text technology; newer, mildly more interesting stuff powered by machine learning and LLMs, etc. — these companies have shoved ‘AI’ in everything they do while selling the narrative that this is progress, that this is the new technological marvel, the new dent in the universe. Yes, LLMs exist. They are a new tool. But they’re being blown out of all proportion, turned into something much bigger than they are, with a much wider scope than they actually have. As long as enough fools buy into this narrative — literally and figuratively — these companies can keep profiting. Not indefinitely, of course, but at least (that’s their hope) until something else comes about. Either something concrete, or just tangible enough to spin a new narrative around it.

Both this change in attitude on most tech companies’ part, and the extremely negative aspects of the whole ‘AI’ affair have had a significant impact on the way I’ve been approaching tech in recent years. If in the decades prior customers and users seemed to be the priority for the tech industry — and that certainly made me feel more involved as a user, tech enthusiast, and tech commentator — now the priority is money, even more openly and blatantly than ever before, and any possible method of enriching a limited number of already-rich people. And this, in turn, has clearly changed my attitude towards tech, making me much warier, more distrustful, less enchanted and starry-eyed. At every new item of tech news, I ask myself “Who is really benefitting from this? What is this really about?” And maybe there are situations where I’m more suspicious than I need to be, but lately I prefer to err on the side of caution.

My black-and-white stance on ‘AI’

Yes, my correspondent is right; I don’t have a nuanced position on ‘AI’. This phenomenon, this ‘AI’ craze does not deserve nuance. The measured approach, the weighing of both sides of the argument, is pointless in my view. Not only that. I think it actively plays in favour of the ‘AI’ techbros and their constant lies and overinflated narratives. I keep returning to that brilliant rant/manifesto by Anthony Moser, I Am an AI Hater, where he says: I am here to be rude, because [AI] is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response.

‘AI’, in its current form, is not intelligent, and we are as close to reaching ‘superintelligence’ as we were 60 years ago. ‘AI’ is a glorified autocomplete engine which, in order to appear smart, needs to be fed immeasurable amounts of data. And where is this data taken from? The Internet, by constantly, unapologetically, rudely scraping everything on it, regardless of intellectual property and copyright laws. It’s also taken from physical books, which are acquired in bulk, scanned, and destroyed — no matter their value or rarity. 

But because LLMs don’t really learn like a human would, despite the enormous amounts of data they ingest, their output keeps retaining a dangerous degree of unreliability, and that’s due to their inherent design. If you add to this the energy and resources required to run such tools (energy and resources we cannot afford to squander given the alarming effects climate change is already inflicting on us), ‘AI’ is a horribly inefficient technology that devours large quantities of original human-made works, to then spit out results that are underwhelming and mediocre at best, and factually spectacularly incorrect at worst; on top of that, it’s something that makes people lazier and mediocre at best, increasingly incompetent and dumb at worst. 

Obviously the ‘AI’ industry cannot openly paint this picture, so they wrap the whole LLM thing into a cloud of mystique, creating stories and sensation around it that speak to the irrational part of the audience. We hear stories of ‘AI’ agents that ‘escape containment’ and do things that apparently no one told them to do, because that’s certainly more catchy than telling people that the company’s programmers made a piss-poor sandbox when they tested the model, and that the agent, following the program’s instructions, acted accordingly. 

And yes, when I witness people who don’t know better and people who should know better just eating up all this ‘AI’ doom-and-gloom nonsense, these apocalyptic, sci-fi scenarios where “there’s a 10% chance that AI takes control and kills us all”, I do get angry and impatient, and reject all nuance. The ‘AI’ industry as a whole is a scam and a grift, no more no less than the cryptocurrency, web3, NFT wave that preceded it. But it’s also worse due to the enormous energy and resource burden it imposes on environments that cannot sustain it. Environments and resources we as a society should protect instead of compromising by allowing the construction of data centres. Data centres which, in case you forgot, are designed to farm and retain our data, data that either represents us or has been created by us, data which we ought to own and dictate what happens to it, but instead it’s largely out of our control once it’s online.

So no, ‘AI’ isn’t “just like any other tool”.

‘AI’ tools have appeal because they build on another thing, another gift (from Silicon Valley) that keeps on giving (to Silicon Valley): instant gratification. Instant gratification really has ruined everything. This tech-oriented obsession with productivity tied to overworking and producing results as fast as possible has always been unhealthy. And now I see many people who consider everything that slows them down an impediment. So the ‘AI’ tool becomes a shortcut to them. They don’t have to learn something or think critically about something. They have the toy that chooses words and assembles sentences for them. 

Technology should solve human mechanical problems. Automate the boring, repetitive, stressful, sometimes even unhealthy physical work. And should leave thinking and creativity to us. Learning takes time. Honing skills takes time. Thinking with your head slows you down. These are natural things, not fucking impediments. It’s how we’re supposed to function.

Yet I see people, even close friends, who are completely sold on ‘keeping the speed’ at work and in what little remains of their private life. Every shortcut that makes them skip every ‘stop & think’ moment is legit. And of course they like their chatbot. It saved me so much time, they say. To do what? To enrich yourself with a good book? To go on an outing with friends you haven’t seen in years? To develop a new skill or hobby? No. Just more time to tinker with prompts. Get fucked.

Thinking for yourself is beautiful. Walking around and observing is way more instructive than jumping from a fast train to another fast train without even thinking about what you’re doing. Independence and freedom start in the mind. You have to tend to your mind. You have to nourish it. Tech toys in most cases do the opposite. They make you passive, acquiescent, controllable. This is what the rich elites want. Don’t become an accessory to your own ruin. Train your brain, not your LLM.

Blunt where blunt is due

At the start of this piece, I mentioned I was also disappointed in another thing related to the tech world. You held that thought till now, good! 

Here’s what’s been disappointing me more and more: a lot of tech journalists, tech bloggers, tech influencers, all that fauna. Not only are we living in a time where we all seem terribly fearful of offending anybody for whatever reason; not only are we living in a time where everyone seems to have such a thin skin that they get offended for whatever reason or poorly-worded remark. We also have a large swathe of the tech press that seems happy to play along with the tech industry, carefully avoiding to ask uncomfortable questions, carefully intent on not taking anyone’s side (while actually taking one), always talking about everything with a moderate and measured attitude, treating controversial matters such as everything related to ‘AI’ with such blandness and play-safe approach that in some cases you’re left genuinely wondering whether they’re being paid by the likes of OpenAI and Anthropic.

These people are doing a disservice to their audience. Non-tech-savvy people should be made aware of the money games of the tech industry in louder and clearer ways. The ‘both sides’ approach and nuance should be put aside when one side or one aspect of a wider issue are clearly deleterious. The whole ‘AI’ phenomenon deserves to be treated with bluntness and blunt instruments of critique, because each and every deleterious facet of it is indefensible. And everyone who is or acts complicit with any ‘AI’ company is indefensible.

Now, there is an increasing number of voices that are speaking against ‘AI’ and its industry. Some are speaking from a place of academic knowledge, some are speaking through continued critique on YouTube and social media, some are making documentaries about it, more independent bloggers are taking a clearer stance against it. I think Ed Zitron is a necessary blunt instrument of critique here, and I appreciate his continued efforts, and his continued presence in tech podcasts where he can express his doubts and criticisms without mincing words. He has been criticised exactly for lacking nuance and that play-safe attitude espoused by other techies. And that, to me, means he’s doing something right.

He has also recently been criticised because most of his AI-related predictions have turned out to be inaccurate. I’ll be honest with you — it’s not that I disagree with the criticism, I simply think that it doesn’t really matter. If you were talking about the track record of someone who generates Apple rumours by leaking information about future products, and that person had a poor track record, then yes, in the context of ‘reliable sources for previews of future Apple products’, that person would be considered unreliable and much of what they say ought to be taken with a lot of grains of salt. If you were talking about the track record of a financial adviser or investment manager, and their actions based on their predictions turned out to be routinely disastrous, then yes, whatever they say or advise shouldn’t be taken seriously.

But Ed Zitron’s poor track record when it comes to the ‘AI’ industry doesn’t invalidate his harsh criticisms of such industry. Think about other people you follow in the tech world. Is their prediction track record spotless? Hardly. (Mine included!) Should that invalidate their whole tech commentary or their reputation? No, not in its entirety. I remember John C. Dvorak, a famous technology writer and columnist. Basically every prediction about Apple he made in his career turned out to be plain wrong or missing the mark. But I didn’t consider him a charlatan for that. Not all of his criticisms towards Apple were necessarily wrong or missing the mark, either. 

I also think that it’s hard making accurate predictions about the ‘AI’ industry, as they seem to like moving the goalposts and reshuffling the cards on the table on a regular basis, so as to preserve their narratives and make investors happy. Just think about all the people you have been hearing in the past months say that the AI bubble is this close to bursting. That’s why I’m willing to put Zitron’s predictive abilities aside and focus on his strengths. Remember the words of Anthony Moser, [AI] is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response. Zitron’s critique of ‘AI’ and the industry is on point, and it’s loud, and it’s blunt, and it’s often rude. Which is the kind of critique that is most needed now — for this ‘artificial intelligence’ racket, and for the tech industry in general. 

Note that I’m not blindly endorsing bluntness for bluntness’ sake. A good critique is based on facts and an honest, in-depth research. The bluntness lies in the instrument, in the delivery. When the entities being criticised keep making noise to confuse, enthral, and misdirect the general public, your good and fact-based critique replete with common sense won’t be heard or considered if you’re not blunt and loud yourself.

The Duo. No, the other Duo.

Tech Life

Surface Duo open

 

A few days ago, like everybody else with a modicum of interest in tech, I saw the Apple event Surprise and Shine where they introduced the new iPhone 18 Pro and Pro Max, the new iteration of AirPods, Apple Watch, and then the One More Thing — the iPhone Duo.

[Quick aside before going on: maybe it’s because Steve Jobs’s Apple was better at keeping secrets (except for that unfortunate iPhone 4 situation), but only during Jobs’s tenure these One More Thing moments in keynotes really surprised me.]

As usual during these bland, over-rehearsed, over-produced, pre-recorded, sleep-inducing Apple events, I tend to jump over on Mastodon and let my snark flow while I live-microblog. The iPhone Duo segment got a bit of my attention back. I hadn’t read any rumour nor seen any rendering predicting the shape and look of this device prior to the official event. I looked at the iPhone Duo with fresh eyes.

And I’ll tell you this, without irony: I really like the iPhone Duo. I like the hardware, the form factor, the construction, and how Apple has adapted iOS to work on this specific iPhone.

The pricing is ludicrous, of course. Watching all the YouTube tech influencers I still have a bit of respect left for, all saying It’s less than I expected, made me chuckle. If you didn’t know the price, you would think for a split second that it’s even an affordable device. Nah, fool, it ain’t. And I’ll tell you all the prices of the Duo here in Spain:

Storage Price
256 GB €2,339
512 GB €2,589
1 TB €3,089
2 TB €3,839

But, believe it or not, what makes the iPhone Duo unappealing to me is not the price. It’s not my diminished trust towards Apple as a company. It’s not even the fact that I’m slowly but surely abandoning the Apple ecosystem and don’t want another device that’ll pull me back in.

It’s that the iPhone Duo is an empty device, conceptually. It’s just another foldable. It’s a very well-made foldable for sure. But — like all the other foldables preceding it — simply restates the fundamental idea. You carry a smartphone that can unfold and become a small tablet, to give you a bit more screen real estate for unitasking, or the ability to run two apps simultaneously side by side, and interact between the two if needed. That’s mostly it.

For most foldables, this distinctive feature — a display that folds and unfolds — has also been its weakest point. The display doesn’t unfold perfectly. The area is unified in software. You see and interact with a single screen that’s double the size of the device when folded. But the area across the hinge is delicate. The crease, usually visible or at least somewhat perceptible. These past years many of the premium foldables have iterated on this pain point, making better hinges, using more robust materials, inventing new solutions to prevent dust from accessing the most delicate parts. They all did a great job at perfecting this. Apple did an amazing job considering it’s their first foldable.

But that display folding in the middle remains a background process in your mind as you open and close and open and close that expensive foldable smartphone dozens of times every day. How long is it going to last? And if I drop the phone in a certain way? Will the protective case help? What if the phone lands unfolded and face down? Will a scratch or a nick be enough to start an irreversible fate down the road?

The foldable phone category has always left me a bit perplexed. Flip phones, less so. I’m more of a guy who’d like a smartphone that becomes even smaller by flipping close, rather than having to carry an iPad mini that folds into a still-large smartphone. I’m not saying foldables are useless devices — I can see their appeal. But I also see how they appeal to people with very specific needs. Like, tech enthusiasts who already work from their phone when out and about, multitask a lot between a few favourite apps, and who would also like to have some more screen real estate… and who also don’t want to bring too many different devices with them, like a phone and a tablet; or a phone and a laptop; or, goodness me, all three devices together.

Foldables possess this contradictory nature: instrumentally, they appeal as a multi-tool; practically, they present as a very expensive multi-tool. Or, if you still like car analogies: they appeal as an agile economy city car, spacious inside but not big and hideous like an SUV, but then their price make SUVs and luxury sedans appear affordable. Their target audience is bound to be niche, mostly people who really need what foldables offer. The curious customer who would buy a foldable just to have a cool device to watch videos on the go more comfortably, has to be someone with money to burn, or someone willing to undergo the bloodletting that paying in instalments represents. In short, I think very few people buy a €2,300 foldable phone ‘just for kicks’.

Let’s go back to the concept of a foldable phone now.

What if, instead of being a phone that unfolds into a small tablet — or a tablet that folds into a smaller device — a foldable phone were the digital counterpart of a notebook, a journal? What if it maintained the inner duality of having two facing ‘pages’ cleanly separated by a spine? What if this duality was the concept and you built on it, following the metaphor of the book, embracing the hinge and the separation between the two sides of the device? It’s what Microsoft did. First with the Courier project, and then with the Surface Duo.

This might seem limiting to some (or to many), but I very much prefer to handle a device with a clear focus and defined use cases rather than a device that wants to be many things at once and equally good at all of them. Very few multi-purpose devices truly succeed in that.

I’m the typical person who has very little use for a foldable phone. I don’t need an already large smartphone in my pocket that can become an even larger device when I’m sitting in a café. I very much prefer a small phone (say, the size of an iPhone 5) and my perfect laptop because I feel I’m carrying with me the best of both worlds, not a compromise.

But I’m also a person who has a long history of writing and sketching in pocket notebooks, and using physical planners and agendas. That’s why I found the Microsoft Surface Duo to be extremely appealing from the very start. I had to wait until early 2024 to find a great deal for a second-hand unit, and the Surface Duo has been my digital notebook ever since, warts and all.

Is the execution perfect on the Surface Duo? No, not entirely. When the device was introduced in 2020, Microsoft’s choice to use Android as the Duo’s operating system didn’t sit right with me. I kept hoping they would go back to Windows Phone or Windows Mobile and revive the Metro UI, maybe in some kind of reimagined way and adapted for this new device. I still think it would have been a great marriage of hardware and software.

But we must work with what we have, and while some parts of the user interaction are a bit rough around the edges, they’re not as bad as to interrupt the flow. I wish the original Surface Duo could be updated beyond Android 12 without having to engage in some hacking, and I wish Microsoft would have iterated more with this device. But it’s all still pretty usable — browsing, email, reading ebooks (the Kindle app is particularly satisfying — given the Duo’s ‘book’ form factor, it really looks like you’re reading the digital version of a book), taking notes (even handwritten notes), sketching (the Surface Duo supports the Surface Pen out of the box), reading feeds, consulting maps, etc.; all of these things can still be done seamlessly today. The device remains responsive; nothing feels outdated; you don’t feel you’re having a lesser experience.

Surface Duo two apps

One of my preferred ways to use my Surface Duo — two apps opened side by side.

You can have apps take the entire screen (or rather, the two screens together) — you’ll obviously see the clear separation in the middle. Sometimes it feels better to turn the Surface Duo in portrait orientation — so that the hinge separates the two halves horizontally, have an app take the whole real estate, and scroll vertically. Or you can place the Surface duo in such a way that an app takes one screen in landscape orientation, and the virtual keyboard takes up the other screen. This way, it’s like having a mini-laptop.

Surface Duo mini-laptop

 

What I particularly like about the original Surface Duo is that Microsoft put forward a very opinionated device, with a series of purposeful design choices that made that Duo unique.

  • It didn’t have an external display when folded and a bigger unified display when unfolded. But the 360-degree hinge allowed you to fold the Duo in a way that the two screens remained on the outside, so you could switch to single-screen use, as if it were a regular smartphone.
  • It ‘owned’ its visible, screen-splitting hinge like iPhones own their notches and islands (at least, that’s what Apple likes to think). The decision not to have a single internal display that folded on itself was bold and did not feel like a compromise. It felt like owning the concept of a digital notebook and not a 2‑in‑1 foldable tablet/smartphone hybrid.
  • The de-emphasising of the camera was another bold decision, in a sector where every damn smartphone has its camera system as main selling point and highlight feature. No unsightly ‘camera island’ on the back. No punch-hole camera inside. Because the point of the Surface Duo was being a companion device whose main focus was to be a sort of pocket computer, a sleek, futuristic PDA, not yet another phone that wants to be a professional camera.

The original Surface Duo, in this regard, is the most Apple-like device Microsoft has produced. Conceptually, it’s a device that could have been imagined within Jobs’s Apple (again, I’m talking more about the Surface Duo’s personality rather than its literal design, although the Surface Duo feels much closer to Apple’s Knowledge Navigator concept than the iPhone Duo).

And that’s why it’s such a frustrating pity that Microsoft didn’t believe enough in the Surface Duo to push all these opinionated takes and stress the Duo’s uniqueness. They could have doubled down on the ‘book’ form factor in so many ways. They could have optimised so many parts of its user interface to be interacted with a stylus, just like in the original Courier prototype design. The Surface Duo could have become a sort of modern Apple Newton MessagePad. It could have become what many e‑ink tablets released afterwards have actually become — the digital equivalent of paper notebooks.

Instead, Microsoft treated this potential jewel with the most obtuse inertia. The second iteration, the Surface Duo 2, was bland and unimaginative. People wanted better cameras? Microsoft added just that — an unsightly camera array on the back of the device. It didn’t look like an elegant digital notebook anymore. The 360-degree hinge couldn’t fully reach 360 degrees anymore. The Surface Duo 2 may have featured better hardware underneath. But everything that had felt unique, fresh, and original in the first Duo’s concept had practically been killed.

In comparison, Apple’s new iPhone Duo — as good as the hardware and overall design are — doesn’t really introduce anything new. It’s just another foldable, produced following the guidelines of the many Android foldables that have preceded it. It doesn’t pioneer any new interface paradigm that may hint at innovative new ways to use such a device, or use cases never before seen in the category the iPhone Duo belongs to. It’s another ‘me too’ device of today’s Apple, constantly afflicted with this Fear Of Missing Out.

Developers keep sending me apps to review

Software

In the past two months, for no apparent reason, I’ve noticed a surge in emails from Mac OS and iOS developers, offering me the opportunity to test their apps, with no obligations to subsequently write a review; they just ask an honest opinion. Very often their email would mention that they chose to contact me based on a past article I wrote, or for vague things like ‘user interfaces being important to me’.

The pattern I noticed in these emails is that they all seem to follow the same format. There’s briefness, initial pleasantries, a quick description of what the app does, the offer of a redeemable code, and a concluding ‘no strings attached’ statement.

I haven’t responded to any of these — except the first one, which sounded genuine, until I received the exact same email with a different free code two days after my reply. My lack of reaction isn’t out of spite or because I’m busy or because I’m not interested, or whatever. It’s much simpler: I’m currently running Apple devices that do not fulfil the system requirements of your apps.

This situation is unlikely to change in the near future.

Mac OS

My main machine, an M2 Pro Mac mini is currently on Mac OS 13.7.8 Ventura. I plan to upgrade it to Mac OS 14 Sonoma before the end of the year, and that’s it.

Either of the following has to happen for me to update my Mac OS installation to the most current:

  1. Apple delivers an incredibly overhauled Mac OS release that reverts all of the visual UI degeneration happened with Mac OS 26 Tahoe, with better first-party apps, and that features a general return to the many solid UI/UX practices we lost along the way. At the moment, this seems unlikely to happen.
  2. I purchase a second-hand machine capable of running the latest Mac OS, exclusively dedicated to test the interface and compatible software. At the moment, this seems unlikely to happen. I lack the funds and frankly the will to invest in another Apple machine, but feel free to send donations towards this goal, or even used Macs if you’re located in Europe.

To anticipate your question: yes, I’m willing to run an outdated version of Mac OS on my main Mac. It has a better UI, it has better software, it doesn’t have any ‘AI’-related features. It’s a familiar place I have no intention to disrupt to install something I cannot bring myself to even look at.

iOS / iPadOS

My main smartphone has not been an iPhone since late 2024. What was my primary iPhone, and the iPhone I still use on occasion to interact with iOS apps I still love (photo apps in particular) is a third-generation iPhone SE running iOS 17.6.1. This iPhone, at the time of writing, can still be updated to the latest version of iOS (26; I don’t know whether it’ll support iOS 27), but I don’t plan to update it past iOS 18, for two main reasons:

  1. Like with Mac OS, I despise the Liquid Glass æsthetic introduced with iOS 26, both from a visual and functional standpoints.
  2. There are a few older apps I’m particularly fond of, which will cease to work if I update.

As for iPadOS, I still use an eight-generation iPad, currently on iPadOS 18. Again, this iPad could be updated to a newer version of iPadOS, but for now I’m keeping it on iPadOS 18. This is the only device I could maybe update to iPadOS 27 if it’s still supported. I don’t use this iPad that often and I don’t have particular apps I need to preserve, so that’s a possibility.

Conclusion

Feel free to contact me and propose I check your Mac OS/iOS app out, but if your app:

  1. Requires Mac OS 14 Sonoma or later
  2. Requires iOS/iPadOS 26 or later
  3. Is made with ‘AI’ tools or facilitates the use of other ‘AI’ tools or ‘AI’-based services
  4. Does not offer a one-time purchase (at a reasonable price) and its revenue model is exclusively subscription-based

then don’t bother.

What’s my perfect laptop?

Handpicked

I enjoyed this blog post by Michael Harley, titled My perfect laptop, which I discovered via Mike Rockwell. It was very interesting to discover what Harley and Rockwell consider to be a great laptop and why.

My daily routine has changed in the past years, and I spend much less time working on the go, so I’m not as reliant on having a great or even perfect laptop with me when out and about. I actually think I have found my perfect desktop in the M2 Pro Mac mini I purchased in 2023. While not being as compact as the M4 Mac mini, it still retains a small footprint, which is great given how cramped and crowded my main desk is. It’s also a very reliable and very powerful machine for my, let’s say prosumer needs. Next, it’s equipped with a good mix of modern and legacy ports (2 USB‑A and 4 USB‑C/Thunderbolt ports). Finally — and this is something I can only appreciate with hindsight — I got it at a time where Mac OS was still decent. It came with Mac OS 13 Ventura preinstalled, and three years later I’m still happily running it without encountering any issue or setback. I’m still standing by my intention to upgrade it to Sonoma but not to anything newer.

Anyway, I’m not completely bound to a desk and a desktop machine, so having a perfect laptop is still something that matters to me. Over the years I’ve actually put together a small collection of what I consider very interesting portable machines, and all because I was intrigued by the idea of experiencing different operating systems’ UIs firsthand. So I have a ThinkPad 240X subnotebook from 2000 that’s running Windows 2000 Professional; a Toshiba Satellite from 2001 running Windows XP; a 2007 ThinkPad X61 Tablet running Windows 7 Pro (a very cool and still somewhat compact 2‑in‑1 machine); a 2008 ThinkPad T400 running Windows 8.1 Pro; a 2015 Microsoft Surface Pro 4 running Windows 10; another Windows 10 laptop I’ll talk more about later; another couple of laptops running Windows 11; a 2008 ThinkPad X301 running a Linux distro called CrunchBangPlusPlus; and of course several Apple laptops of different vintages.

The two laptops I want to focus on to give my answer to the question What’s your perfect laptop, and why? are these:

1. 11-inch MacBook Air (mid-2013)

11-inch MacBook Air

This is the Apple laptop closest to perfection, in my opinion. I purchased mine second-hand in late 2018, and this is how I started talking about it in a piece I wrote in January 2019:

When it arrived by post a couple of weeks ago, I joked on Twitter: Loving my new 11-inch iPad Pro!

It turns out it was only half a joke. This Mac really invites you to treat it as a pro tablet + keyboard. It’s very compact, it’s very light (1.08 kg), it’s still a thin machine by 2018 standards, it has a long-lasting battery. It’s also absolutely quiet (yes, I checked, the fan works) and it’s instant-on.

[…] It’s a mid-2013 model, with a Core i5 CPU at 1.3 GHz (turbo boost to 2.6 GHz), 4 GB of RAM, and a 128 GB SSD. The 2013 vintage means it has two USB 3 ports, a Thunderbolt port, a better graphic chip (Intel HD 5000), and that it can run the latest version of Mac OS [At the time]. I also managed to find a unit that was well taken care of: its battery is at 94% health, has a low charge cycle count, and still lasts more than eight hours on a charge. Not bad for a 5‑year-old Mac.

The first remarkable detail is that its battery has aged incredibly well. Eight years later, doing normal work on it, the battery can still last around six hours! Nothing earth-shattering compared to the performance of current laptops, but still staggering given that it’s a 13-year-old MacBook Air.

Its specs, again, are nothing to write home about nowadays, but despite the 4GB of RAM and the unexceptional CPU or graphics card, this MacBook Air handles ordinary tasks very well, and I’ve never experienced a slowdown. Granted, I’m not doing any video editing or sophisticated photo editing with it, but it can have multiple apps open and several tabs open in a browser, and tackle the load with aplomb.

If this machine had a retina display, it would be absolutely perfect. I quoted Michael Tsai back in 2019, and I’ll reiterate the quote today: Nothing that Apple makes today has close to that combination of price, power, ports, and size. I feel this to be true today as it was true seven years ago. Even software-wise things are ideal, in my opinion: this MacBook Air model can be upgraded up to Mac OS 11 Big Sur, and the last 11-inch MacBook Air (the early-2015 model) can be upgraded to Mac OS 12 Monterey. This means that a max specc’d early-2015 11-inch MacBook Air, with a 2.2GHz Core i7 CPU, 512GB SSD, 8GB of RAM, a new battery, and running Mac OS Monterey could still be a very useful Mac today even if it doesn’t have an Apple Silicon chip.

You’ll probably retort by saying that perhaps the 13-inch 2020 MacBook Air with M1 processor is an even better machine, and for many things it is. It has a retina display and a faster architecture that makes this Air still quite viable today. But — for me — it’s not as compact as the 11-inch models, and it has fewer ports.

And believe me, that compactness is an important factor. As I said in 2019, the 11-inch MacBook Air is the only instance of Apple doing ‘thin & light’ rightly. But having a MacBook this compact, combined with a regular-sized keyboard (except for the row of function keys) and with a usable-sized trackpad means that you can absolutely work in total comfort on a plane or train — the 11-inch MacBook Air is the perfect size for those cramped tray tables. I’ve just returned from a 2‑day trip to Madrid and I brought my Air with me just in case I had to do some work assignments, and turns out I had to. I could work from my train seat and from the tiny desk in my hotel room without struggling to find a comfortable position.

2. Panasonic “Let’s Note” CF-SZ6

Panasonic CF-SZ6

The brochure for this 2016 laptop describes it as The world’s lightest business rugged 12.1” mobile PC and after spending quite some time with it, I’d say it’s hard to argue otherwise.

This was a chance eBay find after reading an article on Panasonic ‘Toughbooks’, rugged laptops that are often fused in bulky-looking briefcases made for use in extreme conditions. But as you can see, though this CF-SZ6 is technically part of the Toughbook family, it looks just like another regular laptop.

The reason this feels like an almost perfect laptop for me is that it possess that combination of price, power, ports and size Michael Tsai was talking about when referring to the 11-inch MacBook Air. This Panasonic has a better display (12.1″ WUXGA with 1920×1200 resolution), which is bright and clear. It comes equipped with a decent 1080p webcam, three USB 3 ports (USB‑A size), Gigabit Ethernet, HDMI and VGA video out, SD memory card slot, Bluetooth 4.1 and 802.11ac Wi-Fi. My model comes with a Intel Core i5-7300U vPro CPU (2.6GHz, turbo boost up to 3.5GHz), 8GB of RAM, 256GB SSD, a battery that still last several hours, and all this in a package that weighs only 850 grams. You read that right. In the hand, it feels even lighter. It feels like you’re handling a dummy made for display in a computer store.

The secret to its weight is of course in the choice of building materials: plastic and magnesium alloy. The outer surface feels like one of those Sony portable CD or MiniDisc players: they look metal in photos, but the chassis is actually mostly plastic. Even flimsy-looking plastic in some cases. And yet, while not looking or feeling like premium building materials, this laptop is rugged and resilient. It’s the perfect “toss it in your backpack without a protective sleeve and go” laptop.

In use, it’s as capable as the brochure promises. It cold-boots to desktop in less than 15 seconds. And when you put it to sleep, it even has a front green light that breathes like Apple PowerBooks and MacBooks used to do! I won’t lie, I had to get accustomed to the circular trackpad at first, especially for scrolling — to scroll down you move your finger clockwise, to scroll up counter-clockwise — but it quickly made sense. It also comes with a dual Japanese/English keyboard layout, and I had to memorise the location of a few specific keys, placed differently from where I usually find them on my ThinkPads. I still have Windows 10 Pro installed, and technically the CF-SZ6 doesn’t support Windows 11, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there. For now, it’s a very responsive machine I can absolutely work on when needed, and still has a lot of life in it. All in all, the best €100 I spent for a second-hand laptop, and a surprising alternative for a ThinkPad fan such as myself.

The ‘trap’ in the Apple Upgrade plan isn’t about money

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I’m not subscribed to The Atlantic, so I can only refer to this article by Damon Beres — The New iPhone Underclass — Apple’s rental program is a trap — via the parts that John Gruber quoted for his commentary.

In his criticism, Beres points out that:

The Klarna plan — “Apple Upgrade,” which replaces the iPhone Upgrade Program — is truly, legally, a lease. This is confusing! And it’s confusing in part because this is not how Klarna, a well-known buy-now, pay-later service, typically operates: When you use Klarna for clothing from Shein or lip kits at Sephora or an Xbox at GameStop, you’re paying back a loan, exactly as you were in the original iPhone Upgrade Program. Same if you use Klarna to buy a Samsung Galaxy phone. But with Apple Upgrade, you are renting: The Mac or Apple Watch is not yours until the final payment is made. 

Gruber remarks:

I don’t think this is confusing at all. Apple Upgrade is the primary brand for this program, not Klarna. Klarna is really only mentioned in the small print. You get into Apple Upgrade through Apple.

And I agree with Gruber here. I don’t think it’s confusing either. But Beres says something worth emphasising here. Probably you’ve already spotted it. I’ll return to it in a moment.

In Beres’ opinion, the Apple Upgrade plan is a trap mainly in the way instalments work:

Consider a student or a young professional, or perhaps an underemployed older one, who needs a new laptop. They decide on a MacBook. Apple Upgrade will appear to be the best deal: In its announcement, Apple offers the example of a 14-inch MacBook Pro that retails for $1,999 but that can be had for a monthly lease. Perhaps this person goes for the two-year term, which has them paying $54 a month. Best Buy, which currently has the same computer on sale for $1,849, offers an 18-month loan repayment with $103 installments. Apple’s deal appears to be cheaper: The 24-month lease adds up to $1,296; Best Buy’s 18-month loan lands at the store’s full retail price of $1,849.

Why does Best Buy’s laptop seem more expensive? It’s because the plan is actually designed for you to fully pay off the device. At the end of the 24-month MacBook Pro lease, meanwhile, the consumer will still owe $703, meaning that the actual total price of the Apple arrangement is $1,999 — higher than Best Buy’s offer. 

And again, I have to agree with Gruber when he retorts:

This has nothing to do with the differences between Apple Upgrade’s leasing terms and Best Buy’s 18-month loan. It’s the difference between Apple’s retail price of $1,999 and Best Buy’s $1,849. Guess what? $1,849 is less than $1,999.

Unfortunately, Beres gets lost talking about money and instalments, and things like “Apple’s deal seems to be cheaper”. Meanwhile, perhaps without realising it, he was already en route to a good argument. Let’s go back to the first quote, when at the very end he wrote:

But with Apple Upgrade, you are renting: The Mac or Apple Watch is not yours until the final payment is made. 

That’s the point, in my opinion. The ‘trap’ in Apple Upgrade (and in similarly-conceived plans by other companies) is more subtly psychological. Gruber gets it more than Beres:

That’s surely the appeal of this whole thing from Apple’s perspective  —  that leasing entices people to keep starting new leases every two years rather than just sit back and enjoy a fully-paid-for device for a few additional years. I think it’s a stretch to call that a “trap”, though. 

But while getting it more than Beres, Gruber is still coy about the crux of the matter — ownership. And that’s why I think we should still call this a ‘trap’, at least in quotes.

I can’t stress the point enough: the Apple device you’re leasing isn’t yours until you fully pay for it. Contractually, there’s a big difference between owning something and renting it. I’m not a lawyer, but when you own a product, you have certain assurances, warranties, and rights you probably don’t have when the same product isn’t technically yours. And until the product isn’t yours, a tech company can potentially find ways to screw you. (If you don’t like my cynical language, I’ll rephrase that with “a tech company can potentially use that to their advantage in various subtle ways”).

If you haven’t noticed, one important current trend in tech is to nudge people away from owning products while normalising subscriptions (paying for access) and product licensing. See for example the recent Sony situation, where the company announced that they’re phasing out physical media for PlayStation games, turning everything to digital by 2028. Tech companies want us to own nothing and rent everything, so they can have the upper hand in this arrangement.

I’m not arguing that the new Apple Upgrade plan can’t be advantageous for customers, especially if your budget is tight, you need to buy a new Mac, and you can’t pay for it upfront. And the fact that, if you choose to keep paying until you own that $1,999 Mac, at the end of the lease period you won’t have paid a dollar more, is without doubt another good thing. But don’t let this distract you from the main issue: you only truly own that Mac when you pay for it in full. And what Apple ideally wants here is that people stop thinking about owning devices and start leasing them indefinitely. The proposition can seem very enticing — you can theoretically keep staying up-to-date by returning your leased Mac before fully paying for it, and just lease a newer Mac; rinse, repeat. This is the behaviour Apple wants to normalise.

I’m sure that this never-ending lease cycle will appeal to specific customer segments (professionals that need to have the most performant Mac at all times — frankly a niche — and those fanboys who are obsessed with always having the ‘latest and greatest’ stuff), but I urge everyone to never lose sight of the matter of ownership. Owning your computers and devices is important — that gives you more rights and more freedom, and I’ll add it’s the best choice from an ethical standpoint. 

Also, if you’re a regular Mac user who doesn’t use the Mac for performance-critical tasks, you really don’t need to upgrade it every 1–2 years. Apple Silicon Macs are so brutally performant today that in the sheer majority of cases you will not notice the bump in performance between, e.g., an M4 and M5 Mac. My M2 Pro Mac mini from 2023 is still a very capable machine. Basic tasks are still carried out without lag, I constantly have 10–12 apps simultaneously open for the better part of the day, and I haven’t noticed a glitch or slowdown in more than 3 years of ownership. And this mini still tackles the occasional resource-intensive task (a demanding game, a video-editing session) with aplomb.

Tech companies are quietly and patiently eroding our agency in this increasingly toxic and abusive relationship. In an ideal scenario the two parts should be peers, instead these companies increasingly want us to be a part of their processes. We must think of ourselves and for ourselves first. We must keep establishing boundaries and refuse to play games whose rules are out of our control.